BOSTON SEIZE

"...YOUR BOSTON CELTICS" the PA guy will say,

By then we'll know who's gone and who did stay.

The Big Three and Doc, gone, when this is done, 

So we'll build around Rondo, our Big...One.

Ainge showed respect to Captain Pierce and KG, 

By sending them to a team where more wins they'll see.

Our hearts break as we see them go out the door 

They'll  be back when we retire numbers 5 and 34.

In Waltham we need cameras--in on what will they zoom?

Any Humphries-Rondo tussles in the locker room.

At some of our old draft picks we'll get fresh looks, 

From the Nets Cs get Kris Joseph and MarShon Brooks.

Tho by Simmons' comments you might not abide, 

Gotta feel Doc took us fans for quite a ride.**

Since '07 we've hung on to our Championship Dream, 

We don't cheer for a coach or player, but for a TEAM.

On Day 1 of our season, like we've historically seen, 

Fans will show love and support, and will always bleed Green.

**http://deadspin.com/rivers-i-would-like-to-call-simmons-an-idiot-simm-605489630

ROCKIN' THE NBA

Anybody think maybe AINGE said to Doc:
I have an idea that the NBA will rock?
Cs need to remove contracts and guys so old,
Including JET, maybe Lee, whose game has gone cold!

Since Doc's 5 year deal, after every season he stalls,
Maybe he'll come back--or not! Avoiding Cs' calls.
This year is different, for management, that is,
Let's remember Danny Ainge (maybe Wyc?) is a whiz.

So the Cs figure THIS is the year they have to rebuild,
Captain P and KG, against Father Time can't be willed.
"Trading" Doc, KG and (buy out) Captain P,
Given their allegiances, they're their own Big Three.

Doc gets a chance to coach a contending team,
Clippers keep Paul whose calling the shots it would seem!
Cs get young assets...wait, we need a coach!
SVG or Lawrence Frank we could broach!!

My heart aches as offseason turmoil occurs,
But, for the moment, LET'S GO SPURS!