THE TRUTH HURTS

BTW, The Truth went with Doc, 
Now a Cs front office job might not be a lock ;(
Two Years, maybe three, I'm sure he'll say
Then sadly (he has a home), he could stay in LA.

Back to the Cs--I'll say it louder:
5 years, 35 mil, WE SIGNED CROWDER!
And for a good price, to fill a great need
Ainge decided to SIGN THE SWEDE!

Next comes the Trade Partner dance,
Behind-the-scenes do-sI-do in advance.
Might have mentioned Koufos, with Tobias we're out.
We have other holes, no need to pout.

Happy with Amir, crushed about Bass--
Solid, dignified, hard-worker, hope we won't pass.
No more noise (please) about Smart! Ainge loves IT.
Worry: Olynyk, Sully, Zeller, Babb, Pressey, Gigi, even AB.

Turner seems to be loved by Coach Brad,
Clearly the best gig the former has had!
Young is Young, literally, figuratively, too.
We have no idea what the New Guys can do.

Heard Rozier compared to a cannonball, seems a good fit
For our Tenacious D (tnx Jack Black) and Smart-like grit.
About Hunter I know his GA State winning three
Made Coach Dad fall off his chair for all to see!

There's Jordan Mickey, and a new Marcus Thornton each year
Off the roster to the D League til things become clear?
Wallace has one year left, millions around ten, 
We can "stretch" his salary (?),  make it less painful then.

Trying to cope with Free Agency Disease--
We need to relax, smile--LET'S GO Cs!

A DAY IN THE LIFE....🏀

Move over Wallace, no longer highest paid,
Johnson is, for the great deal we just made!
We SIGNed THE SWEDE, couldn't be prouder!
Stop messing around, let's get Crowder....

Bass got a call saying Cs didn't forget--
How is it possible no one's signed him yet?
What will it "Kostos" for Koufos? I like him,
He could do well with some time in our gym.

Sully? Olynyk? Let's remember AB.
We are getting shooters and more gritty on D.
Trades are coming? Skip the easy jab:
I feel bad for Pressey and Babb.

Turner stays "home," living up to Pick Number Two.
Keep Smart! He'll be Smart. He'll remember what (not) to do!
"What's Next?" ~President Bartlet
              love the West Wing,
Less lovable is this Free Agency thing....

AS THE WORLD TURNS (or DAYS OF OUR LIVES)

Thinking Koufos and Bismack--
Crowder MUST come back!
Hope teams take a pass
And we get back Bass!

Like at prom time, in hope we bask
But we really won't see  Love; Monroe didn't ask!
Corey Brewer? That could be hard,
Is he a forward or ANOTHER GUARD?

Tho I Bleed Green, I am a little blue:
Lakers could get LMA and Deandre, too!
Pierce might stay with the Wiz--there's always next year--
A Player/Coach path for him we can clear!

Bright spot: RJ Hunter's winning three in a moment great
Led to a win over Baylor by Georgia State.
His Dad, the Coach, was right there--
Got so excited, (he was ok) he fell off his chair!

I like when the parents are behind our guys,
Sullinger's drove from Ohio with advice so wise.
Let's SIGN THE SWEDE, stop the threats about Smart,
Our Cs may not have height, but we have Heart--it's a start!