Friday, March 31, 2023

CELTICS ALL JAZZED…UP!

 Jazz at the Gahden, no Al, no RWIII-

2/B2B, hyped from last night’s glory are we?

Start: Smart, Brown, Tatum, Blake, White-

Gorman on the call, Tommy Heinsohn Night!


Jazz, no Markkanen, Clarkson, Sexton, Gay.

Cs flight delayed last night, got in today.

Blake, D! 1st score: WHITE FOR THREE!

White 5-0 start! Tatum! Olynyk we see.


Um, Kessler? Tatum! Smart, smart….

TATUM FOR THREE! Brogdon doin’ his part!

Jazz, very easy 3s. SMART FOR THREE! 

Cs within 2 end Q1. No resistance-any C.


WHITE FOR THREE! Grant, rooting for him!

GRANT FOR THREE! Cs, 9-2 run. Rhythm?

Tatum! White, ol’ time 3! Smart hurt knee?

Bumped. WHITE (caps), doin’ it all is he ;)


Brown! Phew, SMART FOR THREE!

Tatum, full court! Cs up 6 start Q3!

Brown➡️Blake! SMART FOR THREE!

TATUM FOR THREE! SMART FOR THREE!


Brown! Blake! Tatum trapped. Tatum, FTs!

Blake/Horton-Tucker. 5 left Q3, Jazz 1st FTs.

BROGDON FOR THREE! …FOR THREE!

…FOR THREE!!! GRANT FOR THREE! 


Jazz zoning. 👍GRANT FOR THREE!

White! Hauser! Grant ;) Cs up 15 end Q3!

Brogdon showin’ out! Tatum from Smart ;)

Tatum! D! Brogdon! Tired Cs have heart.


Brown, F1. Blake-push up, somersault-D!

Brogdon! More Blake! TATUM FOR THREE! 

Blake, T? Tatum, T? Smart, foul 3 🤦🏻‍♂️

Blake/Dunn (foul, T). TATUM FOR THREE!


(Animated Blake! Comic Relief? Funny idea:

Is Horton-Tucker built like a Kia)?

Cs, ball everywhere. TATUM FOR THREE!

Tatum, foul 4. Geez, Jazz run, 11-3.


Tatum, save, Smart, smart! Brown! 

Last bit of energy Celtics found!

CELTICS WON BY 8

In a game not so great!

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Thursday, March 30, 2023

OH DEER

You know Cs are on the right scoring path-

When we win by so much can’t do the math!

Cs were not at home-

All great! That’s ‘nough poem ;)

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Tuesday, March 28, 2023

CELTICS ‘ONT WIN—NO D 🤦🏻‍♂️

Cs at Wiz, followed score online-

Decided to watch, then we’d be fine (?).

Start Brown, Smart, Tatum, Al, White.

Tatum 20 1st 1/2, no one else tonight?


Tatum! Smart, smart! Wiz, 3s.

AL FOR THREE! No resistance by Cs🤷🏻‍♂️

Wiz, 10-0 run. Tatum! Brown, jam! White, D!

Refs Gone Wild. Brogdon! Al! Iffy D.


Wow, Kristaps. White, pace! Tatum, FTs.

Cs within 21 end Q3. Brown! D, Cs?

Brogdon! Wiz, pace. WHITE FOR THREE! 

Wiz, no Kuzma, no Beal do we see.


Cs, White Flag 9:05 left Q4??

PP not moving well, but on the floor.

Luke! PP! Bench Hustle! Grant, ol’ time 3! 

PP FOR THREE! Luke! Again! Grant! More D!


Cs got within 12. Crowd yellin’ for Cs-

Wiz guys take “offense,” did not please.

HAUSER FOR THREE! No rhyme needed.

In this game we should have succeeded.


Is this our prep for Bucks?…WHUT?

We all feel this, a punch in the gut🤦🏻‍♂️

still CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Friday, March 24, 2023

HOME SWEET POEM

 Pacers at the Gahden, Brogdon, late no.

Brown, Smart, Al, Tatum, White, 1st show.

Tatum, 1st! Amped Al! BROWN FOR THREE!

TATUM FOR THREE! AL FOR THREE!


Cs Ball Movement! TATUM FOR THREE! 

Brown! Tatum!…How? White, ol’ time 3! 

HAUSER FOR THREE! Grant! BlockS, RWIII!

Halliburton, T? Ball don’t lie, Cs missed FT ;)


Smart! Buzzer: Tatum!Cs up 2 start Q2!

Tatum! Smart, in the…ow! too often-it’s true.

White! RWIII! Brown! BROWN FOR THREE!

Tatum! RWIII, clever! AL FOR THREE!


White! Tatum! Cs, 11-2 run! Pacers-pace.

Brown! Stop Halliburton-this is OUR PLACE!

Cs 47% FG (vs 57!). Cs up 5 start Q3!

Smart! Brown! Tatum! Cs, steal…Active D!


Cs, 9-0 run on BROWN FOR THREE!

More. Brown. 11-0. TATUM FOR THREE!

Brown is everywhere! WHITE FOR THREE!

Pacers, 6-0 run. WHITE FOR THREE!


Tatum, foul 3. Smart, smart! Holy RWIII-D!

Smart, foul 1 (late). Brown, flex, ol’ time 3! 

Great D!

Every C!


Cs, steals and 3s! Cs up 16 end Q3!

Hauser, steal! Tatum➡️WHITE FOR THREE!

Al, D, blockS! HAUSER FOR THREE! 

Tatum, ol’ time 3! TATUM FOR THREE!


WHITE FOR THREE! Cs, 14-2 run! 

GRANT FOR THREE! Phew, finally got one!

…& GRANT FOR THREE! Grant some more!

Rest of the Guys get a chance to score ;)


Aside: Scal is annoying, some reasons why:

Terrible grammar. Every sentence has “I.”

JD’s fun to watch. HAUSER FOR THREE!

Cs WON BY 25, game we needed to see!

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️


Geno 🕺🏻

Saturday, March 18, 2023

JAZZ - SIZEmic WIN

 


Cs at Jazz-2/B2B-no Smart, no Al tonight.

Start: Brown, Tatum, Grant, Blake, White.

BROWN FOR THREE! Blake, ORebs! D!

White, ol’ time 3! GRANT FOR THREE!


Mazzulla vs Hardy, Cs assistants last year.

Both gotta wonder how did we get here? 

BROWN FOR THREE! Hustlin’ Vet Blake!

GRANT FOR THREE! Is this a Grant remake?


Brown, rim! rim! HAUSER FOR THREE!

Olynyk (bench)-T. BROGDON FOR THREE! 

Muscala➡️Hauser➡️Luke!  Bus 1 we see 😂

MUSCALA FOR THREE! Oh, Markkanen, 3-


He was quiet Q1. Cs up 10 start Q2!

Tatum, 1st score! Luke, tip-he can pass too!

Jazz (who?) F1. TATUM FOR…FOUR!

HAUSER FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE! 


Tatum, 2000 pts, 1st there this year!

-Pierce, Bird, Havlicek-he belongs here ;)

GRANT FOR THREE! BROWN FOR THREE!

Horton-Tucker’s wide. Ugh, Jazz run, 17-3.


Brown! Cs slow. Altitude? B2B? 🤷🏻‍♂️

Jazz, 23-5 run. phew, TATUM FOR THREE!

Tatum, 3 FTs! Cs from up 19, up 7 start Q3!

Jazz out rebounding us. BLAKE FOR THREE!


White, block! Leads every guard!

Grant, foul 4. Cs, so little depth is hard.

Blake! Jazz lead. WHITE FOR THREE!

Brown! MUSCALA FOR THREE! Luke, D!


Brogdon! Brown, mid! White! Cs, 11-0 run!

BROGDON FOR THREE! Luke! …16-3 run!

8 sec violation?🤦🏻‍♂️ Crazy, Cs up 3 end Q3!

All caps BROGDON! GRANT FOR THREE!


Muscala! Cs, 7-0 run! Jazz go tall. We see:

GRANT FOR THREE! GRANT FOR THREE! 

Brown➡️Luke! GRANT FOR THREE! 

Grant, foul 5. Brown, F1. Killin’ me🤦🏻‍♂️


BROWN FOR THREE! Jazz lead.

Tatum not having the night we need.

Cs clinched a playoff spot-no win.

Fell to Seed 3. Miami’s loss got us in.

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Friday, March 17, 2023

CELTICS BLAZE A TRAIL TO VICTORY, AGAIN!

 Cs at the Blazers (want revenge tonight).

Start: Brown, Al, Tatum, Smart, White.

No Brogdon(achilles), still no Gallo, no RWIII.

1st, Al! Tatum! AL FOR THREE! Smart, D!


Tatum! Brown➡️holy AL FOR THREE!

All Al! Brown! TATUM FOR THREE!

Smart➡️Brown! SMART FOR THREE!

More. Tatum. Dame, hahd to guahd is he ;)


Tatum, steal! Cs, 12-3 run! Vet Blake! White! 

Cs up 8 end Q1! Struggling with 3s tonight-

Not so Blazers. HAUSER FOR THREE!

Smart! (Good for him) GRANT FOR THREE!


BROWN FOR THREE! SMART FOR THREE!

Smart➡️Brown! Al➡️Luke! Cs, some D!

Brown➡️Tatum! …Tatum! Cs 14-4 run!

TOs. Luke! Smart➡️Luke! (no jinx) Fun!


Hustlin’ Brown! Tatum➡️Luke (over Dame).

Luke, Blake, rebs! Cs up 15 1st 1/2 of game!

Brown! White, block! Tatum! Al, tough D!

White! Brown! TATUM FOR THREE!


Smart, tip! Al doin’ the clap clap like KG 😂

WHITE FOR THREE! Tatum, ton o’ FT.

Hustlin’ Blake, Tatum! HAUSER FOR THREE!

Cs EVERYWHERE! Smart, smart! Cs, D!


Smart, rim, beaut! Cs up 19 end Q3!

Blazers, 6-0 run. GRANT FOR THREE! 

Luke, O&D! Brown, how? Luke, Hauser, D!

BROWN FOR THREE! SMART FOR THREE!


Late but Dame Time?🤦🏻‍♂️ Tatum, ol’ time 3!

Al, season high assists! Cs, where’s the D?

Blazers 14-4 run. Brown! White, 2 FT!

Cs from up 21 to up 8, Dame vs every C.


Smart, holy D➡️Al➡️Brown! AL FOR THREE!

Al, dub dub:pts, assists!Brown, how can he?

White! Tatum! BY 14 CELTICS WON-

Except for Dame Time, game was kinda fun!

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️


CELTICS crowd, 

Very loud ;)

Smart needs his hair GREEN-

No braids-as we all have seen 😂

Wednesday, March 15, 2023

TIMBERRR…WOLVES!

 …PHEW! Cs WIN away from home!

That’s the Post! That’s the Poem!

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Wednesday, March 8, 2023

CELTICS BLAZE A TRAIL TO VICTORY!

 Blazers at the Gahden, no PP, still no RWIII-

7-10 days…on the road trip he’ll be.

Smart, Brown, Al, Tatum(he’s back), White-

Gotta stop 3 game losing, show some fight!


AL! Cs ball movement! AL FOR THREE!

Long time no Nurkic(Feb 1), how will he be?

Brown! White! Silky. TATUM FOR THREE!

AL FOR THREE! Tatum, rim…+FOR THREE!


Smart! 6,000th career point, 25th, C.

Al! Brown! White! HAUSER FOR THREE!

Smart! Blake➡️HAUSER FOR THREE! 

Cs up 7 end Q1! Cs, 58% (vs 44) FG!


HAUSER FOR THREE! Smart, foul 3 🤷🏻‍♂️

Blake assists, D! BROGDON FOR THREE!

TATUM FOR THREE! White, ol’ time 3!

Al! Tatum! More Brown, ol’ time 3 ;)


Pace…slowed. Brogdon, Al, D! Tatum, rim!

Cs up 15 start Q2! Need amped up rhythm!

Blazers keep zonin’. SMART FOR THREE!

Tatum! White, tip! JOY: AL FOR THREE!


Dame’s pretty good ;) SMART FOR THREE!

Smart, foul 4. WHITE FOR THREE! 

Tatum, how? White! Al! TATUM FOR THREE!

Blake. Great D. Hauser! TATUM FOR THREE!


Fresh,TATUM FOR THREE! Cs up 22 end Q3!

Cs, few TOs! Blake, D! GRANT FOR THREE!

Grant, White, nice D! Grant workin’ hard-

Doesn’t appreciate Coach pullin’ his card.


White! Brogdon, a little off. Benches, Q4.

White! Again! Grant! Davison can score ;)

GRANT FOR THREE! BY 22 CELTICS WON!

A winning streak (no jinx) has begun!

CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Sunday, March 5, 2023

KNICKed

 Knicks at the Gahden, is our Crowd ready?Brown, Smart, Al, Tatum, White-stay steady!

Out, Brunson, Brogdon-10 days no RWIII🤦🏻‍♂️

Smart, save. Tatum➡️WHITE FOR THREE!


Knicks. BROWN FOR THREE! Tatum, D!

Hesi Brown! Tatum! Grant➡️Tatum! Cs, D!

HAUSER FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!

Tatum! White! Hauser, foul 2. Tatum, 2 FT!


DWhite draws fouls ;) TATUM FOR THREE!

Geez, Randle. Clock: White, ol’ time 3!

Cs, fast breaks, FTs. Cs up 3 end Q1!

MUSCALA FOR THREE! Brown-fun!


BROWN FOR THREE! Smart, usual smart D!

Brown, ol’ time 3! Knicks using pace as D.

TATUM FOR THREE! Smart! mad. special D;)

Awful calls for Smart. AL FOR THREE!


White, “smart D!” Brown! Save, White! 

Al! Cs up 7 start Q3! (11-0)end Q2 right!

TATUM FOR THREE! AL FOR THREE!

Smart drew foul/Randle! Knicks, T.


Brown, how?! All Cs➡️SMART FOR THREE! 

GRANT FOR THREE! Brown, how? Cs, D!

AL FOR THREE! Knicks 7-0 run 🤦🏻‍♂️

Grant! TATUM FOR THREE! Ks not done.


Quickley goes…nvm. Ks, 18-5 run.

Ugh. Cs within 1 when Q3 was done.

Refs? Tatum! Ks, confident, makin’ 3s.

Ks, 12-2 run.Smart, foul 3.Where are our Cs?


AL FOR THREE! Brown! Hart/Tatum’s thigh.

TATUM FOR THREE! Tatum, rim, flyin’ high!

Cs, 10-2 run! Physical! Grant, Cs D! 

Smart, smart😉 Brown, rim, ol’ time 3!


Grant, solid! Smart, hip flexor? Hurt is he.

On Randle. Ks run. AL FOR THREE!

Hustlin’! All Cs➡️SMART FOR THREE! 

Brown, ol’ time 3! OVERTIME! Holy Brown,D!


SMART FOR THREE! Tatum, reb. Dub Dub!

Grant! Randle, foul 5. I LOVE OUR CLUB! 🤞

HOLY. AL FOR THREE! …OVERTIME TWO!

Smart, FTs!…fouled out. Quickley, oooh🤦🏻‍♂️


Tatum, FTs! Grant, foul 5. Tatum. Rim. Twice!

10.2 Mazzulla wise t/out. Ks win. not nice.

still CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️

Friday, March 3, 2023

NOTHIN’ BUT…NOT 🤦🏻‍♂️

 Nets at the Gahden, Tatum, Happy BDay!

Al’s 1000th game, 11th active-will play!

With Brown, Tatum🎂, Smart and RWIII!

No Brogdon (ankle). “AYY,” Smart, off Cs D!


Smart, BRAIDS-Green Hair no more??

Brown! Tatum! RWIII! Cs, 13-3 score!

AL FOR THREE! BROWN FOR THREE!

Smart➡️Brown! Cs➡️HAUSER FOR THREE!


White, 4x! Every C➡️SMART FOR THREE! Cs up 22 start Q2. Cs 57% (vs 24) FG!

Tatum, score; ➡️HAUSER FOR THREE! 

Tatum! Grant? BROWN FOR THREE!


Brown! Brown! And Brown! Cs, 9-0 run!

Grant, foul 2-so few minutes, def not fun.

Nets, 7-0 run. Smart➡️BROWN FOR THREE!

Tatum, jam! Nets, crazy TOs. I mean, Cs, D!


Smart! Smart➡️RWIII! Nets, 26-7 run.

Tatum! How? 2x! RWIII, block! Cs gotta run.

Cs up big, this has happened before.

We slow down, the other team does score.


From up 20-a-lot, Cs up 9 start Q3! 

RWIII, Tatum, blockS!…WHAT DO WE SEE?

Tatum! Smart, foul 4, elbow to his face 🤷🏻‍♂️ 

➡️Smart, T. Tatum➡️RWIII! Cs…pace?!


From Cs up 28, tie. TIE? Nets lead….

Cs, TOs? Nets, 16-4 run. Tatum! D we need.

Brown! RWIII hammy’s tight🤦🏻‍♂️ Muscala, PP!White! Brown, jam! Nets misses-Cs D?


White! Travel calls? Cs within 5 end Q3.

Brown! White! THIS IS HIDEOUS TO SEE.

Brown! Smart, foul 5. Nets, 17-4 run.

Tatum,steal, jam!Tatum! Brown! Get.It.Done.


Cs, no 3s, since mid Q2. AL FOR THREE!

Cs, 7-0 run! Nets pace. SMART FOR THREE!

Smart, bulldozing! FTs! But…out of rhyme.

Cs, NO EXCUSES. What a terrible time.

still CELTICS HOORAH!

🏀 ☘️


No bday gift for Tatum, doesn’t seem fair.

Crowd booing. We need Smart’s Green Hair.