PHILLY CHEESE STAKES

Ubuntu! KG and the Cs are in it together,

Will those fans hate us more 'cause KG said they're "fair weather?"

Big time booing for KG, then cheering one and all, 

As a teary Allen Iverson presented tonight's game ball.

Joey Crawford, a ref tonight, was born in Philly, 

Evidence of that in this game would be silly.

As boos for KG throughout the crowd did resound, 

Ray scored first for the Cs, on an offensive rebound!

Three minutes into Q1 two fouls on Ray,

Rondo coast to coast, Pierce starting to play.

Brand: hoop, deflection, steal, hoop, what the heck?

Guess feeling better are those spasms in his neck.

Game 5 Bass was stellar, he scored so much,

Tonight he's having trouble finding his touch.

Silly foul on Stiemsma close to the end of Q1,

Sixers were up 3 when the Q was done.

KG scored early Q2, then Dooling a good steal, 

Turnovers by Ray, hasn't quite gotten his feel.

Pietrus, offensive interference, great effort had he, 

Pierce took the lead, after some scoring by KG.

Cs an 8-0 run on Sixers  too quick play, 

Hard to the hoop, offensive (3rd) foul on Ray.

.5 seconds left Q2 an aggressive Pietrus for three, 

Cs up 3 to start (cheap rhyme) Q3.

A video of the first half (36-33) would be hard to sell,

Let's bill it as both teams playing defense well.

Hubie Brown says "there you go," every time Sixers score, 

He needs to at least mention the Cs, and not do that any more!

Q3 Sixers show some life, Iguodala a loud dunk, 

Of the Cs only Pierce is not in a funk.

If you've watched all the games you 've probably heard,

Whichever team is behind somehow survives in the third.

Iguodala for three, then Williams for two,

KG from outside, showing what he could do.

Rondo at the buzzer, Sixers up 4 to start Q4,

Several offensive rebounds, KG finally did score.  

Hollins worked hard, some offense, some D, 

Early Q4, Holiday scoring all we did see.

Cs turnovers galore, no shots can they make,

7:07 left, double digit lead the Sixers did take.

5th foul on Ray, that is all he is doing.

(When KG touches the ball, the crowd's still booing).

KG is working, so are Pierce and Rondo, 

We're missing that Celtics Ball we are all so fond o'.

Sixers are scoring at will, finally Ray off the curl,

Watching this game is making  me hurl.

On a tough catch, RAY ALLEN FOR THREE, 

31.4 left, three by Captain P.

The Sixers won this game, primarily in the paint, 

Cs wrapping up this series today? Oh, no, they ain't.

So, we are off to Boston, we'll win it at home, 

LET'S GO CELTICS, that's the end of this poem.