WHAT JUST HAPPENED??

Celtics at Lakers--used to be a thrill.
What will be front and center? The Oscars will.
To Datome, Jerebko, Isaiah, say welcome aboard!
We'd be happy with rim protection--and if they scored!

No Sully for the season. Olynyk no can do.
Isaiah's excited! With AB (Tacoma) up he grew!
Lakers need to lose to protect their pick,
To management's tank plan can the players stick?

AB FOR THREE! Cs a quick start!
Excellent steal--clear path foul Smart.
Zeller great block! AB FOR THREE!
Cs a 9-0 run, Isaiah's first score as a C!

What a glorious sight: Crowder hard to the hoop!
Isaiah's the shortest in League. Great addition to our group.
THOMAS FOR THREE! Cs up 6 start Q2.
Cs ball movement, Smart great play, Wallace, too.

Jerebko--first minutes--excited to be a C!
Lakers still in this game off many a random three.
Lakers a 12-0 run, thanks to Jeremy Lin.
Where's the paint? Celtics are going in!

Great work Bass! CROWDER FOR THREE!
Cs a 16-8 run, Cs up 2 start Q3.
Smart's bothering the Lakers, they're tossing him around--
Seems like in Marcus a true gem we have found!

Lakers a 6-0 run, odd flat-footed shots by Hill.
THOMAS FOR THREE! Lakers shoving him at will.
Cheesy foul against the Cs, on the clock 1.3.
Hill missed free throws, Cs up 5 end Q3.

Two quick fouls on Smart, a total of four,
Wallace can rebound and run the floor!
Crowder good offense. Cs playing together.
We'll see lots of Isaiah's friend, Floyd Mayweather.

Lakers take a lead (1) despite Wallace's great D,
Fifth (terrible) foul on Smart--refs wanna play, I see.
THOMAS FOR THREE! For himself making a name,
High scorer! Technical foul! Huh? Tossed from the game.

Jeremy Lin got hot! Wesley Johnson, too.
Refs make the Cs not know what to do.
Brad wants the Cs to "kick their butts" (refs?), win.
Cs have to play D! Free throws MUST go in.

Smart took a charge, the Lakers were sore.
We needed to have Thomas (what happened??) in Q4.
Cs' trap drew a foul, AB FOR THREE!
Refs fouled out Smart. Lin's travel, double dribble, didn't see??

AT THE BUZZER--AB FOR THREE!
OVERTIME. Great glare at the crowd by AB!
Turner was knocked down but there was no call,
Season high for Lin. And for AB...no call!

Crowder, Bass, Zeller trying to keep the Cs in it.
Brad stormed off the court. Refs let the Lakers "LIN" it.