Saturday, February 29, 2020

UNLUCKY LEAPrachaun

Rockets at the Gahden, no Kemba tonight-
Please keep him out til he is ALL right!-
W’brook, Harden grew up 10 miles part....
Tatum, Theis, Brown, Hayward, Smaht start!

PJ Tucker, 6’5 C, 240+ games straight,
Age 34. They say never lifts a weight ;)
Aggressive Brown! Tatum, Block! Theis, D!
Smaht! Theis! Smaht➡️Hayward! All Cs D!

Theis, goal tends?? SMAHT FOR THREE! 
Tatum! Brown! Smaht! Hayward! Romeo, D!
Harden, W’brook, scorers. Smaht, rim, rim....
SMAHT FOR THREE! Smaht,steal-rhythm!!

Slow start, Tatum-some D. Cs up 9 start Q2!
Brown! Tatum! TATUM FOR THREE! Phew!
Brown, steal➡️Grant! Rockets, air balls.
Cs, 9-0 run! Harden not getting all the calls.

Offensive foul on Harden-👍 Ojeleye!
TATUM FOR THREE!Harden,foul-👍Ojeleye!
Hayward! Brown! Smaht, turned foot on D-
Flagrant 1, W’brook/Smaht, no room had he.

HAYWARD FOR THREE! 
Smaht, so much smart, D!
HAYWARD FOR THREE!
SMAHT FOR THREE!

Theis, block! Rockets lowest into Q3!
Too much W’brook, paint. Cs up 11 start Q3!
Brown! Hayward!W’brook head/Theis knee.
Rockets, more D. Brown! Refs hate Theis’ D.

TATUM FOR THREE! Rockets, their 3 😱
Cs, TOs. Rockets, 13-0 run. Where’s our D??
Tatum! Cs, hard push! BROWN FOR THREE! 
Theis! Oh, Jeff Green. Tatum! Finally!

Physical game! Cs within 3 end Q3.
W’Maker! Tatum, kick-flagrant 1 got he.
Tatum, TOs, +FTs. TATUM FOR THREE!
Tatum, Drive! Missing shots, every C.

Cs not adjusting to Rockets’ scrappy D.
Theis, block! SMAHT FOR THREE!
Brown! Tatum! Smaht, right to the rim!
W’brook, scary jam. Cs can’t find rhythm.

SMAHT FOR THREE! Good miss, Tatum, FT!
HOLY MIRACLE-BROWN FOR THREE!
OVERTIME, Hayward, steal! Tatum! Need D.
Tatum, block! Hayward! Theis! Found D!?

Rockets, bad challenge. Theis, block three! 
Theis on the ground! Cs, time out! HOLY D!
Rockets streak vs Cs-now 5, not done-
Tough night for our Cs...within 1 😔 
CELTICS HOORAH!
🏀 ☘️



























Wednesday, February 26, 2020

CELTICS HIT THE HIGH NOTES! 🎶


Cs at Jazz, B2B road trip (2&1) game four-
Kanter? Hayward? Who’s booed more?
                *************************
Missed Q1!! At whom can I scream?
DVR didn’t work, stuck with live stream!
Early Q2: Tatum! TATUM FOR THREE!
Brown! Mitchell, 11 straight points had he.

Jazz, 7-0 run. W’MAKER FOR THREE!
Brown took a charge, on Gobert tough D!
Theis-seriously?-foul 3?
Then, Theis, not Brad (😉), T.

Jazz, 17-3 run. We were up 10, then down 4.
Boos, Hayward. Cs struggling to score.
Tatum! Smaht, smart! TATUM FOR THREE!
Cs, 9-2 run! Brown! Smaht, steal-crazy D!

Tatum vs Mitchell: Cs up 2 start Q3!
Tatum! Smaht➡️Theis! Cs, better D!
Theis, steal, jam! Smaht, using all the rim ;)
Cs playing with much better rhythm!

Hayward, tough night. Jazz, more zone D.
Brown, full court, energized is he!
Gobert, foul 4-T. BROWN FOR THREE!
Theis! Smaht! Brown! Cs, better D!

BROWN FOR THREE! Brown! Cs, 12-2 run!
HAYWARD FOR THREE! Cs up 3, Q3’s done!
Cs, steal! Kanter over Gobert! Kanter, tip!
Start Q4 Cs had just one poor trip.

SMAHT FOR THREE! SMAHT FOR THREE!
HOLY Q4 SMAHT! SMAHT FOR THREE! 
Cs, 18-5 run! Jazz, 5-0 run. W’Maker! +D!
Theis, multi-D;) Brown! TATUM FOR THREE!

Hayward! Brown➡️Theis, alley-oop!
Can you believe this great Celtics Group?
BY 11 CELTICS WON!
Fantastic Road Trip: THREE & ONE!
CELTICS HOORAH!
🏀 ☘️





















Tuesday, February 25, 2020

CELTICS ABLAZE!


Cs at Blazers, no RWIII, no Kemba-knee.
Some “load management” will this be? 🤞
Dame won’t be droppin’ dimes, groin strain-
February: so many players, so much pain....

Hayward, Tatum, Smaht, Brown, Theis
Haven’t seen Melo, few years...how nice ;)
Blazers, 7-0 run. phew BROWN FOR THREE!
HAYWARD FOR THREE! Smaht, great D!

Theis! Hayward! Tatum, jam!Brown, D!
TATUM FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!
Kanter was a Blazer. SMAHT FOR THREE!
SMAHT FOR THREE! SMAHT FOR THREE!

Cs, 44% FG (vs 46), Cs up 4 end Q1!
W’MAKER FOR THREE! (last game, no fun).
Blazers, 7-0 run. Brown! Ojeleye,D 😉
Aggressive, quick...BROWN FOR THREE! 

Cs, 10-2 run on (yay)OJELEYE FOR THREE!
Theis, in-foul, again, again, yikes. Foul 3.
Ugh, Ol’ Melo. Blazers 8-0 run. Ariza, D.
Grant, great D! BROWN FOR THREE!

Hayward, D! Tatum, jam! Cs, amped up D!
Brown! Cs, 9 TOs (vs 10). Cs up 8 start Q3!
Brown! Tatum➡️Theis, alley oop!
TATUM FOR THREE! Balanced Cs group!

Tatum! Smaht, steal! TATUM FOR THREE!
Brown,steal!Tatum!Theis!Tatum on Melo, D!
Brown over CJ! Holy Brown! Cs Bench-glee!
Melo,T. Hayward!17-4 run,involves every C!

Brad, asked about a foul...ANOTHER T??
Two games in a row! Tatum, off Kanter D!
Tatum & Brown, 22 each! Cs up 15 end Q3!
TATUM FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!

W’Maker, hustle! Kanter! Tatum! Cs, D!
Whiteside’s, um, goofy. TATUM FOR THREE!
W’Maker, strong! Theis! Blazers still playin’.
SMAHT FOR THREE! Cs slower, just sayin’.

Theis, foul 4. Brown! TATUM FOR THREE!
6 players dub figs. Poirier, Carsen we see!
W’MAKER FOR THREE! Carsen score!
Happy to see him on the floor!

Tatum, Career High (8) 3s! Team, 18 threes-
Ties a Season High for our Cs! 
BY 12 CELTICS WON!
So far this road trip 2 and 1!
CELTICS HOORAH!
🏀 ☘️
















Sunday, February 23, 2020

GOTTA...no cigar 😔

Cs at LAkers, no RWIII,no Kemba we’ll see
Still messin’ with the drained, injected knee.
Bill Russell here, Pierce (workin’), KG-
Tomorrow, at Kobe’s tribute, every C.

Brown,Tatum, Hayward, Smaht, Theis. 
Tatum, 1st Cs score, 1 FT. Brown, D-nice!
(wow) Smaht, passes! THEIS FOR THREE!
Brown! Hayward! On LeBaby,Theis, great D!

Hayward! Brown! Deflections should count.
If they did would we have highest amount?
AB, Rondo look wrong. SMAHT FOR THREE!
Hayward!Smaht banged,no call, gimpy D.

LAkers, 8-0 run.
Cs within 9 end Q1.
Tatum, D! Score! Romeo, bold, on Lebaby, D!
Goal tend call stolen! BROWN FOR THREE!

Tatum! Ol’ Rondo, oh great ;(
Turned 34 yesterday...never too late.
Tatum! W’Maker! Brown, Tatum, fouls 2.
Crowd: Caruso, cheers. Rondo, boo? 🤔 

Tatum to the rim, rim! ROMEO FOR THREE! 
Smaht, smart! HOLY TATUM! Grant, D!
TATUM FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!
Theis! Brown! Announcers annoyin’ me.

Brown, glorious jam! KG smilin’-Theis:
Drew offensive foul from LeBaby-sooo nice!
Hayward! Unhappy Smaht, cheesy foul 3.
Tatum, 19 in half! Cs, within 2 start Q3.

Cs ball movement! THEIS FOR THREE!
Cs, D on AD! (bounce) SMAHT FOR THREE!
Tatum! Smaht, steal! Tatum, jam! Cs, D!
SMAHT FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!

TATUM FOR THREE! Ugh, heating up is AD.
Oh, Danny Green’s here, complaining...T.
Tatum! Cs TOs. “Why-Maker,” ow.
Letting Rondo, LAkers, in the game now?

(quiet) Hayward! Theis! Brown, good D!
Purple wristbands-Cs honoring Kobe.
Bill Russell, Kobe jersey, a hero is he.
Theis! Tatum, 37! Game is tied end Q3!

Hayward↔️Romeo! LeBaby took a shot,
Collided with Theis, not a foul. Up he got.
Theis, jam, and one! Brown! Wild time!
Lead changes. Intensity. Refs. Easy rhyme.

Grant, tip! Brown, amazing grace...D ;) 
Cs ball movement! BROWN FOR THREE!
Grant, foul 5. Refs are now in the game,
When it’s tight here, always the same.

Tatum! Smaht DIVING on the floor!!
After Tatum, strip-AD, no score!
Jump ball, caught his own did AD.
Smaht, foul 4. BROWN FOR THREE!

Tatum! Hayward! Hayward, assists, 9-
Not all of his playmaking is by design.
Brad, challenge. No. Out o’ bounds, AD?
NO. 37 left, Cs up 1. Hoop...LeBaby.

Tatum fouled? No call? nasty: On Brad? T.
C-Pope pushed Tatum. Missed FT, AD.
Theis fouled out. Grant, 2 of 2 FTs!
.8 sec left, offensive foul (Tatum) on Cs. 

Cs within 2, respect for Tatum is showin’-
LeBaby, AD, no doubt comments glowin’.
CELTICS HOORAH!
🏀 ☘️


Tatum’s “Gods Will” tat, explained best:
“Fear Me” will be tattooed on his chest ;)














Friday, February 21, 2020

MINNY SKIRT

Cs at TWolves,no RWIII,no Kemba we’ll see:
Knee-swollen, drained, injection...ASG?
Brown, Theis, Tatum, Hayward, Smart-
Wolves’ KAT (broken wrist) won’t take part.

Ws, 4-0 run. Brown, Cs first score!
Tatum! Enes for Theis, not long on the floor.
Cs, 9-1 run on TATUM FOR THREE!
Hernangómez 3s, D. SMAHT FOR THREE!

Hayward! Brown Athletic, Aggressive!
Can’t forget Smaht’s passes impressive!
Cs, 8-0 run! Theis! Smaht, all over the floor
It’s Tatum Day! Hayward! End Q1, Cs up 4!

W’Maker, hustle! Tatum! Romeo, D! 
Brown! Theis! TATUM FOR THREE! 
Cs, 10-2 run, on BROWN FOR THREE! 
Hayward! Silly fouls on Theis we see 🤔

Smaht, floaters! Hayward, spins! Cs, D!
Tatum, jamS! Poirier! Cs up 8 start Q3!
Ws, more D. Hayward! THEIS FOR THREE!
Brown! Ws, 12-3 run. Ugh, D. Lo. Ws, the 3.

Theis, season high! HAYWARD FOR THREE!
Hayward! Smaht’s. Pass!! Did you see?
Smaht! Refs, rough. BROWN FOR THREE!
Hayward! Smaht! Grant! Cs up 7 end Q3!

Ws, more D. Cs 49% (vs 44) 3 Qs, FG!
Refs picking on Cs. TATUM FOR THREE! 
Ws, 3s, too easy. Brown! Ws, 12-4 run.
Hayward! HOLY THEIS! Refs having fun?

Leading all scorers, HAYWARD FOR THREE!
Theis, Brown, rebounds! Romeo, good D!
Ugh, Brown, foul 6. TATUM FOR THREE!
CAREER. HIGH. POINTS.THEIS! O and D!

CAREER. HIGH. REBOUNDS. THEIS!
Special S/O: IN EVERY CATEGORY...NICE!
Cs, 5 players with 25 points or more-
BY 10 CELTICS WON! 127-117 final score!
CELTICS HOORAH!
🏀 ☘️

In all-time wins, Brad is now four 
Passed KC Jones-he’ll move up more ;)




















Thursday, February 13, 2020

CELTICS NEARLY CLIPPED (spoiler alert)!


Clips at the Gahden, McHale with the call
With Marv Albert, who’s not with it at all.
Brown out (wise), Tatum, Kemba start
With Hayward, Theis and Mahcus Smaht.

Clips, 7-0 run. SMAHT FOR THREE!
Smaht, steal! SMAHT FOR THREE!
Mook fouled Smaht➡️T! Smaht, steal!
Cs-Smaht-10-0 run! His bounce is real ;)

Theis, block! Kemba! TATUM FOR THREE!
TATUM FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!
No Beverly tonight. Hayward-first one!
Yikes, Harrell. Cs within two end Q1.

Deflections ought to be a stat-
Celtics are Number One at that!
Kanter! Kemba! KEMBA FOR THREE! 
Four point play on KEMBA FOR THREE!

W’Maker, coast to coast! Kemba! Again!
Harrell, huge, even among these men.
Kanter! W’Maker! Kemba! Smaht no word
Foul called on him, “a carry,” he heard.

Steal, Theis!
Very “Neis!” 😂
Smaht! Hayward➡️Theis plays-
All of which Marv calls different ways 🤔 

Cs 43% shooting (vs 47), Cs up 2 start Q3!
Hayward! PGeorge, out for the night is he.
Theis,foul 4.Smaht! HAYWARD FOR THREE!
What.A.Pass, Kemba! SMAHT FOR THREE!

Tatum! Clock:Smaht! Ojeleye! Tatum, foul 3.
W’MAKER FOR THREE! TATUM FOR THREE!
Tatum, loud jam! Cs up 4 end Q3!
Not-so-sweet Lou. KEMBA FOR THREE!

Hayward! Smaht! Whistles galore.
Hayward-off Theis running the floor!
W’Maker, steal! SMAHT FOR THREE!
Theis (ow)! Tatum, palming? Of course...T.

HOLY SMAHT, smart D! Theis, foul 5.
Finally the Crowd has come alive!
More. Theis! Tie. TATUM FOR THREE! 
Tatum! Ugh, Mook made his 1st three.

KEMBA TOOK THE CHARGE! ...OT.
2nd OT,each-Nov. vs Clips that would be.
Tatum! Theis, foul 6 ;(  Kanter, gimpy, in-
You know both Teams want ASB to begin.

Tatum-but missing FTs. Kanter, hurt is he.
Mook. Clips lead. SMAHT FOR THREE! 
Smaht! Grant, D! Tatum ballin’! Cs by 1!
Kemba, rebound! Tatum! Lou yellin’ a ton.

Ugh, Shamet-tie. 20 sec...2nd OT.
Fancy. Footwork! KEMBA FOR THREE!Smaht! Hayward, block! Tatum, 2 more!
Tired legs,both Teams,still running the floor.

Scary Harrell. HAYWARD FOR THREE! 😅
Grant, D! Hayward, on Sweet Lou great D!
Doc stayed crazy thru all these hours-
Was he that animated when he was ours?

Hayward played well at the end-more fun!
TWO OTs, BY 8 CELTICS WON!
Thrilled for every C, 
Enjoy the ASB!
CELTICS HOORAH!
🏀 ☘️