JERSEY SNORE

No Ray Allen (a virus) and no JO,
The match-up: Deron Williams and Rajon Rondo.
Rumors are bugging Doc, this is "silly season,"
Says reporters make up stories, quote themselves without reason.

Cs 14th different line-up in 35 games
No easy task to keep track of the names.
Q1 Cs are playing like an inspired group, 
Pierce, KG, great hustle, Pietrus hard to the hoop.

Bass is steady with his signature shot,
But sat down early--two Q1 fouls he got.
How often to the Kardashians do we get to allude?
Haven't we had enough of Kris Humphries being booed?

Q2 no bench help (bring in the guys old),
They played little defense, their offense was cold.
Led  by Rondo, defensive pressure from mid Q2 
As Stiemsa and Wilcox figured out what to do.

Cs 48 shots, 8 steals, turnovers just two,
The Nets were out of sync, didn't know what to do.
Rondo was sharp, love that KG calls him "Shorty,"
At the half, Cs up 58 to 40.

KG seems to be shooting at will in Q3,
Lopez by himself, a ton of points has he.
On defense Cs have Pietrus plus an aggressive Bass, 
And a scoring Pierce off each perfect Rondo pass.

Shelden Williams, MarShon Brooks and Gerald Green, 
At one time had a connection to (cheap rhyme) our Green.
Cs started Q4 with a 16 point lead, 
KG providing offense--and heart-- the Cs need.

Wilcox rebounded the ball or tipped it when he could, 
Stiemsma took a charge, Bass and Pietrus looked good.
Cs won playing Celtics Ball, showing Celtics Pride, 
The second half of this season should be a great ride!

Don't know what happened, but hurt was Bradley, 
Please, no problem, Sunday need him badly.
KG had a double double, gotta keep that man, 
Along with Pierce and Ray, still a "Big Three" fan.