76TH (-ers) GAME OF THE SEASON

East bottom teams tonight, worst two and four,
That's who's playing on the hallowed Gahden floor.
Sixers' Rookie MC Williams is a local guy,
To contain Rondo he'll have to try.

Strained right Achilles, no AB tonight,
Philly 6-0 run, the crowd seems uptight.
BAYLESS FOR THREE! GREEN FOR THREE!
Ball movement and shots from the Sixers we see.

Both teams fumbled at the buzzer, Cs with 6 start Q2,
Cs have no energy, their shots won't go through.
OLYNYK FOR THREE! Bayless an offensive spark,
Cs couldn't shoot worse if the Gahden were dark.

BAYLESS FOR THREE! Cs offensive rebounds are hot,
Again, doesn't that mean we just couldn't make a shot?
Cs tied the game, Bayless and Bass the reason,
The latter's improved (!) and played hard all season.

BAYLESS FOR THREE! Hustle, JOHNSON FOR THREE!
Cs from 8 down early to up 2 start Q3.
Leon Powe brought our Trophy to Fenway today!
(I miss him). Wants to own an NBA franchise one day!

BAYLESS FOR THREE! Rondo's game's almost back,
First triple double of the year, still no back to back.
Sixers an 8-2 run, Cs within 5 start Q4,
Combo Platter line ups Brad has on the floor.

Good shots Hump, Pressey great steal!
With which of the young guys will the Cs make a deal?
Green took few shots--hard to get passes from Rondo,
When Bayless is in, too--dribbling plays I'm not fond o'!

OLYNYK FOR THREE! Too late in the game,
Cs looked disjointed, rhythm, and D, never came.
Bass double double, not enough he could do,
Another tough loss, glad the crowd didn't Boo (Hoo).