THESE ROCKETS ARE OFFENSIVE!

Cs are in Houston, it'll be raining threes!
8 of 10 games on the road for our Cs.
Cousins, Barnes in a bar, got into a brawl--
Yes, please, to DeMarcus, craziness and all!

Rondo suspended, detrimental conduct last night--
Against the Mavs?? Rondo? Sounds about right!
Bulls say he's great, Butler acted like a friend.
Rondo (as always), one year contract--another end?

The trick will be keeping Harden off the line
(not whining) He gets so many calls hard to define.
Hmm, Jerebko, instead of Amir, tonight with the start.
In guarding Harden the Swede will have a part.

Horford, block! Crowder, hustle! IT FOR THREE!
Capella has more dunks than, combined, every C.
Rockets a 10-2 run. Crowder, D! Where's our shot??
In 50% of Rockets' points, Harden a hand he's got.

Aggressive Crowder, Olynyk. Rockets busy floppin'--
Cs need to play D (!!), their shots to be stoppin'!
Cs 32% FG (vs 36), within 9 end Q1.
FEARLESS BROWN FOR THREE! Horford, block! Fun!

Rozier coast-to-coast! Horford block! Hustle, AB!
AB brings intensity Harden's not happy to see ;)
OLYNYK FOR THREE! Fearless Brown! Cs D! Lead!
Cs a 10-2 run. Harden seems to play at half-speed.

CROWDER FOR THREE! Harden makes it look easy.
The way the refs call for him makes me queasy!
IT steal! IT FOR THREE! Rockets' run 13-3
NO calls for IT?? IT, a T. Cs within 10 start Q3.

IT FOR THREE! CROWDER FOR THREE!
AB hard to the hoop! MAKE 'EM PLAY D!
JEREBKO FOR THREE! Lead on HORFORD FOR THREE!
Cs a 19-4 run! Bench! Taking a pounding is IT.

Jerebko, saves, block! JEREBKO FOR THREE!
Aggressive, energetic Cs UP 6! GREAT Q3!
Horford, block! Ridiculous call on AB!
Patient Horford Hook! On Gordon need some D!

SMART FOR THREE! Smart, block! Cs, great D!
Cs a 7-0 run! AB, great D! Ambidextrous IT!
Good minutes Olynyk, Harden a call every time.
Makes me crazy tho it's easy to rhyme.

Cs slowed down, Rockets took back the lead.
Great cut, AB. Fifth foul he didn't need.
IT lost his shoe! Rockets a 13-2 run.
Harden elbowed Smart! Not a 2? Flagrant One!

Crazy replay, out of bounds, Boston Ball!
Horford, for the game--the shot didn't fall ;(
As these Celtics Houston depart
They should be proud--showed grit and heart.

(ouch)